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The first of the dreams. Gar's a simple person. He dreams about what we all like to dream about: Being a giant pizza. I think we've all had those weird ones. I gotta say I had some bad nightmares about the pizza oven when for that year I was working at Dominos. You know the one, where you're having to get pizzas out of the oven and it keeps getting faster I Love Lucy style. Good times.
This one was created because my cat was sleeping on a pizza box, and my brother (the actual writer of this here joke) said "He'll dream of pizza.." Then he said why not do all of them having dreams. The other ones will get a bit more elaborate, trust me.
Gar's got issues with teddy bears apparently.
